I am Free to Roam the House

Being on a PC to me is like being on a leash.  You can never leave the room with it without taking everything apart and I don’t know about you, but I can never figure out where all those wires are supposed to reconnect into the PC.  Now that I have a laptop I feel like I have all the freedom in the world.  I’ve decided to use wireless satellite internet with my new laptop and I feel like I’m a free woman!  I am no longer tied down to one place in my home and I feel like the chains are off and I am free!